All I heard was that Dallas was the Super Bowl favorites, that they would probably cruise through the NFC, and that Tony Romo was so dreamy!
So what happened?
1st, any team coached by a man that looks like this is doomed:
Things Anus Phillips (he is Bum's son, right?) appears to be doing:
A. Contemplating punting with :17 left down 3 points
B. Deciding whether or not the burrito he ate for lunch was a good idea
C. Shitting said burrito into his pants
I mean, this is the man you entrust to use his brainpower to get to the Super Bowl?
Then you have your quarterback. Tony Romo, and no, I wont call him homo - do homos bang this?
Anyways, Romo isn't a terrible QB or anything, but he's not the special talent that others make him out to be. He's not a Brady or Manning, and his level is probably more Brad Johnson (yes, irony for the win). Johnson was good enough to win a Super Bowl, but with a fantastic defense supporting him against Oakland and their Committment to Excrement.
Don't even get me started on Terribly Overexposed. I wont question his physical toughness (the man could have won Super Bowl MVP on a broken leg had the Eagles won it), but the clownshoes act has worn painfully thin. Ditch him, let Patrick Crayton be your #1, and kill the soap opera shit.
Then again, how do you not have soap opera shit when Jerry Jones is around? The man is looking dangerously like Joan Rivers these days and has about as much football sense. 1st, 3rd, and 6th round picks do not equal Roy Fucking Williams (Not to be confused with Roy Fuck I'm Out For The Year Williams). Some say he's outsmarting himself, but a monkey throwing his own shit against the wall outsmarts himself also.
So, I leave you with a message of peace and love:
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